Half of me wants cute cuddles half of me wants crazy rough sex.
i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
forever sexually frustrated and horny
If SPN was on HBO every time Dean says ‘freaking’ it would have been ‘fucking’.
Dean is totally a potty mouth.
[somersaults through your window] reassures u that u r not annoying me and i appreciate ur existence [kisses u on the cheek] [back flips out your window]
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you