In France they say “puis-je manger vos mamelons?" which translates to "May I love you forever?" and I think that is really beautiful.

This is hilarious, almost everyone I know does not use this phrase at all. What you just said meant, “can I eat your nipples”. and I think that is really embarrassing for you.


Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster


i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere


Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

John Mayer (via hefuckin)

things i’m emotionally attached to

  • the one pair of jeans that fit perfectly
  • a specific pencil or pen
  • that really comfy sweater
  • super comfy underwear that makes your butt look good
  • drinking out of one specific mug


bring me the horizon; chelsea smile


calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already


i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word


it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair


do hot people not realise how much power they have?????


do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time