jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

"I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing."
Neil Gaiman (via ohlovequotes)

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

"It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire."
Hank Moody (via psych-facts)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight